Jody Aloysius Crackstar (ericpoptone) wrote in rock_n_roll,
Jody Aloysius Crackstar
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Last Rock N Roll Monday (last week's, that is)

On Sunday I got towed to Eureka for $275 bucks because they had a mechanic that fixed German cars. Ngoc got a rental car and drove home with the hope of making it in time for Lunar New Year. I stayed at a hotel. The next day the mechanic ordered parts from the Bay and I stayed another night.
I was talking to Ngoc on the phone and someone pounded on my motel room door. She said it was probably someone with the wrong room. I wondered why they wouldn't just use their key and determine that so I went to the door. No one was there. She worried that someone might rape me "up the ass" in her words. I expressed that if I were going to be raped, I'd like it to be forced fellatio over any kind of anal penetration. She said that she didn't think that it worked that way.
I celebrated Rock n Roll Monday with some organic, sprouted-wheat berry bread, some smoked Applewood English cheddar and a big bottle of St. Pauli Girl.
I fell asleep and awoke to a phone call.
"Do you want me to give you a blowjob?" a hushed voice whispered on the phone.
"No," I replied, wondering if one of my friends was fucking with me. It sounded a lot like Brian but I don't think he'd make a joke like this. I thought surely it was someone out on Rock n Roll Monday that Ngoc had given my temporary number to.
"Are you sure?" they asked.
"Yes," I replied. "Who is this?" I asked.
"Tim," he replied.
"Where are you?" I asked.
"I'm staying in the same motel." he answered.
Then I got really creeped out.
"What can I do to convince you to let me in your room?" he asked.
"Nothing," I told him and hung up, totally disturbed and scared.

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So, how about tonight? I'm in the mood for Mexican or Thai. Something hearty and filling and savory. Orion and Natalya are going to see the Fugees so anybody else down?
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